“Suck less and bite more”: Danielle Moreau’s gritty advice to Valérie Bénaïm

Monday June 20, 2022, Valérie Bénaïm received gravelly advice from Danielle Moreau during her class council. On the Touche set not at my post, on C8, the columnist indeed advised him to “suck less.”

Every year in June, the columnists of Cyril Hanouna have the right to their class council! Monday, June 20, 2022, Valérie Bénaïm obtained different notes from her comrades. On the Touche set not at my post, on C8, Danielle Moreau first confided: “Valérie, you are the voice of reason, you are our mom to all…“Words that made the columnists laugh a lot, given that Valérie Bénaïm is younger than Danielle Moreau. Finally, she slipped: “You are the good friend that we dream of having, but precisely, you have the defects of your qualities! You’re sometimes a little too good a friend, it clouds your judgment a little bit and you’re even on the verge of a sucker.

Under the laughter of her comrades, Danielle Moreau declared: “So on the sucking scale which goes from 1 to 10, that is to say from Bernard Montiel to Guillaume Genton, I place you at about 7. Suçoteuse, let’s say. So my advice for next year, suck less and bite more. I give you a 7!“In a burst of laughter, Cyril Hanouna dropped his side:”Suck less and bite more… Maybe that’s why you don’t have a boyfriend! You know, a willy is not an ear of corn!” Invited to rate Valérie Bénaïm, Kelly Vedovelli said: “Val, I’ve always thought you were asexual, so this is my fifth year and I’ve always thought, ‘It happens, it’s not a fault, you don’t have resentment in your little panties and it happens’ (…) beyond that, what I really liked this year is that you showed your animal side (…) When I saw you last week, I said to myself: ‘That’s it, there is his sexual side!’ And I like it, I see that something is happening.

Valérie Bénaïm obtained an average of 5.2/10

After Kelly Vedovelli gave it an 8, Guillaume Genton said: “Valérie, I loved you very much, you were in the top 15 of my favorite columnists, but there, I’m not hiding from you that you came out of the top! What you did by contradicting Cyril on the English is a serious fault that must be punished. How dare you contradict Cyril, alias Master Baba, this genius who works every day for a better world? I have serious seumnevertheless, you are a very feel good person who entertains the whole family in front of C8, I give you a 4!“Raymond, who considers the columnist to be a big sister, gave her a 7, while Benjamin Castaldi gave her a 2. Amused, Gilles Verdez confided: “This is the season I’ve been waiting for. Finally, you let go! Strong sentences, a powerful argument. It started in October with this sentence: ‘Love is beautiful.’ Afterwards, there will have been ‘salt is salty’, ‘smoking kills’, ‘farting stinks.’

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Valerie Benaim and Danielle Moreau
Every year in June, the columnists of Cyril Hanouna have the right to their class council!

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Monday, June 20, 2022, Valérie Bénaïm obtained different notes from her comrades.

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Danielle Moreau
Danielle Moreau slipped: “You are the good friend that we dream of having, but precisely you have the faults of your qualities! You are sometimes a little too good a friend, it blurs your judgment a little and you are even the limit of the sucker.”

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Cyril Hanouna and Valerie Benaim
Under the laughter of her comrades, Danielle Moreau declared: “So in the sucking scale which goes from 1 to 10, that is to say from Bernard Montiel to Guillaume Genton, I place you at about 7. ”

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Valerie Benaim
Danielle Moreau told him: “My advice for next year, suck less and bite more. I give you a 7!”

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Valerie Benaim and Danielle Moreau
In a burst of laughter, Cyril Hanouna let go of his side: “Suck less and bite more… Maybe that’s why you don’t have a guy!”

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Valerie Benaim
Valérie Bénaïm was very amused by the words of Danielle Moreau.

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Danielle Moreau
Danielle Moreau made comments that surprised the columnists.

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Cyril Hanouna and Valerie Benaim
Cyril Hanouna explained to Danielle Moreau that a “zizi is not an ear of corn.”

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Cyril Hanouna
Cyril Hanouna has been presenting this sequence for many years.

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Cyril Hanouna
Valérie Bénaïm obtained an average of 5.2/10.

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